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djrcreative - Apr 20, 2012 10:37pm, #233610

Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*

djrcreative - Mar 10, 2012 9:48am, #230983

ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D

djrcreative - Feb 27, 2012 4:34pm, #230221

Homo, as in Homo sapien, like you and I? Beats him being a Neanderthal. And, sitting behind you, I doubt he's Homo erectus. :p

djrcreative - Feb 23, 2012 7:26pm, #230050

*fare. Dammit!

djrcreative - Feb 20, 2012 5:35pm, #229882

Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 17, 2012 2:56pm, #229747

Thanks. :) Pure chance. I'd just moved, and later found her hiding there. Y'know a cat's scared when she considers THAT to be a safe place.

djrcreative - Feb 11, 2012 7:24am, #229337

Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 10, 2012 1:53pm, #229271

Thanks. :D

djrcreative - Feb 7, 2012 12:30am, #229046

At first I thought this was LiquidAngel, until I saw the Creator. I must say, I like it better. :o

djrcreative - Feb 5, 2012 12:32pm, #228937

Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 5, 2012 12:05pm, #228931

Another O.M.F.G. Dance is so beautiful and naturally makes for splendid ph**ographs. :D

djrcreative - Feb 5, 2012 11:58am, #228928

Recycle the cow. ;) What I5 it with you and dog poop?? ROTFL!

djrcreative - Feb 5, 2012 11:52am, #228925

That would be Sophia Loren c1966. Get your vintage h**ties straight. (ie: google image) ;P LOL! 5L for the OMG + 5L for the poem = 4L ;) j/k

djrcreative - Feb 5, 2012 3:57am, #228916

Woah, that'5 creepy. But h**. So confused... ;s

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 4:24pm, #228888

That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 4:12pm, #228887

"e's not ded yit!" It's a hoax. :P

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 1:47pm, #228880

*tries to not look in suzieq's direction* ;) I 7hink 3v3ry0n3 5h0u1d hav3 t0 in73gra73 7h3ir v0735 in70 7h3ir c0mm3n75. 7ha7 way w3 can a11 g1ar3 a7 7h053 wh0 1L & 2L. ;P 101!

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 1:37pm, #228879

Awww...she's gorgeous on both counts (inner & outer). Just as George Costanza. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 1:34pm, #228878

ROTF5L!! I happen to really like Eddie Murphy, but love the a***ogy. Plus, it could be used with any comedian of one's choosing...

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 10:28am, #228868

Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."

djrcreative - Feb 4, 2012 1:28am, #228859

Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P

djrcreative - Feb 3, 2012 4:01am, #228785

LOL! Cool, thanks. It's a personal motto. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 3, 2012 1:05am, #228777

ROTF5L!! I'll remember that For the next time (March 6th) my ex celebrates her birthday. :D

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 9:38pm, #228772

Nice guess, but it's a Nilfisk (Swedish) S-50ish circa 1950s. Pic's from the Dutch archives. (google is my friend. LOL!)

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 6:28pm, #228756

Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The h** List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 6:24pm, #228755

I'll strongly disagree with that one. Try a (now ex-)wife who goes from a Believer to an Atheist. The list goes on... :P

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 6:21pm, #228754

I get the impression something happened to their child... :'( 5L for sure.

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 4:56am, #228699

Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 4:49am, #228698

Surprised this one's not on After Dark instead. @holymoly & @KylieM Yeah, and a majority of guys. ;)

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 4:35am, #228697

LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P

djrcreative - Feb 2, 2012 4:34am, #228696

Well, then, given the angle, that means you have a cute backside. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 31, 2012 12:58am, #228520

"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 30, 2012 2:54am, #228409

Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 30, 2012 2:20am, #228407

Ewww...but 5L regardless. LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 29, 2012 8:28pm, #228387

This poster captures my thoughts back when Sarah Palin was introduced. Good show. 5L

djrcreative - Jan 29, 2012 12:20am, #228346

That's what I thought when posting mine, but...some less than others. :/ LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 29, 2012 12:10am, #228345

Okay, now I'm the one who will have to leave the light on. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 27, 2012 8:30pm, #228264

No, it's cool! Took me a bit to get this one, though. Let someone else get sh**, or take a 1L to the knee (from the "Unobomber" apparently in our midst.) Plus, the military deserves more recognition, and from others besides Airman. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 7:29pm, #228105

LOL! Been there. Don't forget the people YOU won't speak to again, but that usually doesn't happen until AFTER the wedding. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 2:23pm, #228092

I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 11:09am, #228088

Has my military series inspired a running theme? ;) If so, I'm glad, unless people "shoot down" our posters...

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 11:05am, #228087

I saw this pic while creating my military series, and am glad I didn't use it. Funny stuff... :) Talk about ingenuity. I wonder how many hits that decoy took?

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 11:01am, #228086

You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 10:48am, #228085

Okay, I love heights, but this one makes me woozy. :s It might be from the building in the foreground...

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 8:30am, #228081

Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*

djrcreative - Jan 25, 2012 7:22am, #228080

Oh...HA! Wasn't even aware of that one...but thanks! :)

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 11:46pm, #228025

Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 6:48pm, #228008

You're wording? Or another's? Regardless, my first impression is "Awesome poster". And "parenting fail." ;) 5L

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 6:39pm, #228005

I can GUARANTEE the vacuum wasn't running. Pet grooming attachments are an epic fail. However, cats DO like to be brushed. :D

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 6:37pm, #228003

Indeed. :D Wonder if it was an accident or on purpose. If the latter, someone must've really pissed them off.

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 6:33pm, #228002

"So, how was your day?" 'Meh. I died. Yours?' "That sucks. Mine was alright..." ;)

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 6:32pm, #228001

Thanks. :) Isn't the pic beautiful? Found it (and more, hence a war series) while image googling VETERANS (#147314). I have the large version, so AutoMotivator can make prints if anyone's interested. PM for details.

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 6:13pm, #227997

This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 1:24am, #227954

Times New Roman, Bold, 73+ size, variable kerning & tracking (d*** font fetish). Ooor, just use AutoMotivator. It's why a lot of people's posters look like the original Despair, Inc. Demotivators.

djrcreative - Jan 23, 2012 1:21am, #227953

Have faith in a Man who wasn't white, per se (Israeli Jewish), and Immaculate Conception, the Father being in Heaven. :)

djrcreative - Jan 22, 2012 5:09pm, #227938

Is it possible for mods to change the "Creator"? Regardless, n1. :)

djrcreative - Jan 22, 2012 1:24am, #227919

@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 22, 2012 1:20am, #227918

@DR Well, I'm not a father, but a**uming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*

djrcreative - Jan 22, 2012 1:12am, #227917

Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/

djrcreative - Jan 22, 2012 1:08am, #227916

That...is an awesome poster. 5L Can't say as I agree with the message, but nicely written regardless. Amazing ph**ograph. Nice bear traps. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 12:57pm, #227890

ROTFL! Nice. 5L

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 9:19am, #227886

Thanks. :) I enjoy making SOPA-PIPA posters that don't mention either (overdone). This one and KNOWLEDGE (#146997).

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 8:55am, #227884

Indeed. Took me some time to find a pic where it seemed guaranteed. I don't see how people rode Penny-farthings, and I'm sure falling off was a frequent occurrence.

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 4:58am, #227878

Agreed, and hilarious with the caption. Last thought through your mind before nom nom nom. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 4:53am, #227877

Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 4:47am, #227876

YES! I don't know what's up with all the Star Trek posters (lately?), but that's the best one I've seen. :)

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 4:40am, #227875

Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) ph**o won't help matters even if I tried.

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 4:36am, #227874

5L for originality and a hilarious ph**o of impending doom. Glad you didn't go the "Wait for it" direction, though the outcome will/can not be pretty. LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 21, 2012 4:30am, #227873

Oh dear mother of god... ROTFL!

djrcreative - Jan 19, 2012 3:10pm, #227760

@LA Well, then, less browsing, more writing! ;)

djrcreative - Jan 19, 2012 3:00pm, #227759

ROTFLMAO! I was given the gift of her absence. I got divorced. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 19, 2012 6:49am, #227740

Oh wow. I had to look at that pic (thinking it was fantasy art) & think for the longest time before I got it. Powerful.

djrcreative - Jan 19, 2012 6:27am, #227739

I see what you did there. ;) Cute play on pronunciations. I prefer Zuppa Toscana. d***, now I'm craving Olive Garden. :/ LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 19, 2012 12:23am, #227734

Yes it does, yet amazingly doesn't mention either. THAT takes thinking outside the box. Good show.

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 10:44pm, #227730

Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 10:39pm, #227729

Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 10:37pm, #227728

Deep. Nice use of a quote. 5L

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 1:15am, #227726

Great poem(s). Are they your own?

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 1:08am, #227725

*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 1:04am, #227724

New PCs don't even come with 3.5" floppy drives. :/ I save old ones for when people ask, "What about the stuff only on mine?" I remember TRS 80 cassette ***es and 8" floppies. :/ I'm 35.

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 12:56am, #227723

Wow, harsh. My condolences. Now I feel bad for posting it. How demotivating. ;/

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 12:51am, #227722

Agreed. Glad you didn't mention "Rule 34", else 1L. And so help me if someone says "No exceptions". *smack*

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 12:47am, #227721

LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 12:42am, #227720

PS - I always laugh when normal words that have naughty words within them are censored. How demotivating. LOL!

djrcreative - Jan 18, 2012 12:41am, #227719

Wait, what? So confused (by the one on the right). Holy b***er-face. ***bs or mustache...tough call. Fortunately, lights have switches, and there's always waxing. Why'd he leave? ;)

djrcreative - Jan 17, 2012 3:11pm, #227704

Thanks! I would've replied sooner, but had to put my computer back together again first. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 17, 2012 3:10pm, #227703

Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.

djrcreative - Jan 17, 2012 3:04pm, #227701

To both, thank you! :D

djrcreative - Jan 16, 2012 3:37pm, #227664

Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)

djrcreative - Jan 16, 2012 12:25am, #227645

FWIW, true story. Not their house, but happened to my Aunt & Uncle's family. Nor was it apathy. I suppose...presumed safety?

djrcreative - Jan 15, 2012 10:20pm, #227639

LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!

djrcreative - Jan 15, 2012 9:30pm, #227638

o/ Sometimes [though] the sound of "goodbye" is louder than any drum beat. o/

djrcreative - Jan 15, 2012 8:30pm, #227637

Or past tense if delayed until after you're married. :/

djrcreative - Jan 15, 2012 8:19pm, #227636

Well, we all need to be stored somewhere. What better place than one which marks the achievement of dying? Albeit worse if your death receives 5L... x_O

djrcreative - Jan 14, 2012 11:03am, #227577

Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.

djrcreative - Jan 14, 2012 10:59am, #227576

...right now I'm too busy making posters.